shit

i'm so full of shit.

question: what do you mean?

diana: i think of myself as someone who keeps her promises, lives up to her commitments.

question: you're upset because of yesterday.

diana: did you wait long?

question: about an hour. it takes about an hour to get here. so, about three hours i think.

diana: i'm very sorry.

question: a punctual murderess?

diana: i'm almost offended. or i would be offended if i didn't already owe you from yesterday.

question: what kept you?

diana: a little indiscretion.

question: oh.

diana: she's very pretty. sweet. but of course it's all a lie. you get more flies with honey.

question: you being the fly.

diana: well i'm not the honey.